For God's sake...let the man walk!

My friend, Jenn, recently brought the following to my attention whilst she browsed the most recent issue of People magazine. Angelina Jolie is always carrying Maddox around like his legs don't work or something. (**Jenn, I'm already biting my tongue.)

"Put the kid down!" she said. "Isn't he twelve, or something? Look, now Brad's schlepping him around everywhere."

Some poor woman is going to end up marrying Maddox and having to carry his ass down the aisle.

Based solely on the ability to carry things, I think she would be the perfect mate.